A squirrel got stuck in some plastic tarp outside last night. He finally managed to chew his way out and in so doing, kept me awake half the night.
Y'know how people say that pigeons are rats with wings? Yeah, can I append that to include the assertion that squirrels are rats with fluffy tails?
Meanwhile, there's some animal outside that sound entirely too like the creatures from Pitch Black for any sort of comfort.
In conclusion, see the title of this post.
You realize you had me laughing my ass off through this entire post, first for the title, then the PB ref... *loves*
ReplyDeleteThe squirrel is attack the house, no joke. I've resorted to sprinkling cayenne on the parts of the house he's chewing to bits, so at this point I'd take the PB monsters. (Which I totally need to get a recording of to prove the insanity!)
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